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BLYAT*S https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=92NhD_1551353953 it's like the show friends but different... :sunglasses:

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Canadian reporter files police complaint after stranger licks him while he's on live tv https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CAKPm_1551312984 Might want to turn up the volume a bit .....

A CBC Toronto reporter was licked by a Canadian actor and comedian while doing a live television hit on Tuesday evening. The CBC is condemning the incident as unacceptable, while Boyd Banks, the actor involved, has apologized and suggested he needs help to treat mental health issues.

Chris Glover was at a downtown Toronto comedy club to cover a story on the concerns Canadian performers have about the takeover of a satellite radio station when the incident transpired."I could feel something on the back of my neck and on the back of my head … I didn't really know what it was," Glover said.

"Looking back, I knew that it was his tongue and he was licking me."

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Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?A: "Feel the World."Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?A: "Don't let your son go down on me."Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?A: He ate a nine year old wiener!Q: What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common?A: They both play ball in the Minor League.Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?A: He's a crack shooter.Q: What did Michael Jackson say when he saw a prostitute on the corner?A: I'd rather "Beat It".Q: Why did Michael Jackson call Boys to Men?A: Because he tought it was a delivery service!Q: How do you know when it’s Michael Jacksons bed time ?A: When the big hand touches the little handQ: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?A: They both have small boys pants at half off!Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?A: They both wait 3 months after the child is born to give piercings.Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is white, plastic and dangerous for children. You put groceries in the other.Q: What do Michael's rear and an LA jail have in common?A: Both hold the juice.Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?A: Because they aren't his!Q: What did the lady say to Micheal Jackson at the Beach?A: Get out of my sun (son)Q: Have you heard about Micheal Jackson’s new book?A: It's called the in’s and outs of child RearingQ: What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?A: They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich?A: It's a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!Q: How many times does 12 go into 35?A: Ask Michael Jackson.Q: Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and shit on the carpet? A: well there both black and they both smell but michael isn't fuzzyQ: How did Michael actually proposition the little boy?A: It was just a slip of the tongue.Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?A: Get out of my sun!Q: What dose Michael Jackson and a snow man have in common ?A: They both melt in the sunQ: What did Michael Jackson yell when he fell off the boat?A: Throw me the bouy!!Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag ?A: Ones plastic and a danger to children .. and the others used for shopping!Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?A: Throw him a buoy!Q: What do Michael Jackson and Rum have in common?A: They both come in small tots.Q: What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?A: They both come in tots.Q: What does Michael hand round after dinner?A: The under Eights.Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson?A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!Q: Why did Michael Jackson fail to renew his contract with Pepsi?A: Because he found out that the main ingredient was Bubbles!Q: What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have in common?A: Both are force fed to little boys.Q: What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa Marie on television?A: "Boy, that's a relief. I thought she married a black guy!"Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?A: Got two fives for a ten?

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